The Green Lantern: Illuminating the path to a brighter, better you.
Master Cleanse. Sexy Juice Fast. Whole 30. Dry January. Keto. Paleo. Shmaleo.
You've ventured through the carousel of detoxes, each promising a brand new you, only to find yourself back at square one the moment they end. But fear not, dear reader, for amidst the chaos of fad diets, there shines a better way that transcends the fleeting allure of quick fixes.
Enter Purium. It's not just another cleanse; it's a lifestyle revolution. Led by the health-savvy, celebrity-cleanse experts, eco-conscious duo, Dave Sandoval and his adorable wife Amy, Purium beckons you to a fountain of youth, one sip of liquid sunshine* at a time. It's not just organic; it's beyond organic. You see, Dave and Amy aren't just farmers; they're stewards of the land, guardians of a sustainability vision. From seed to harvest, every step of the journey is infused with their passion for purity, resulting in products that are truly glyphosate-free. They truly put the super in superfoods.
Gone are the days of total deprivation and fleeting results. This time it's all about sustainable transformation. Picture this: a customizable roadmap to wellness, tailored to your goals and preferences. Whether you're embarking on a 90-day deep dive or dipping your toes with a 10-day cleanse, we’ve got your back, babe!
You're not just purchasing a product; you're joining a vast community of like-minded individuals committed to taking their health back. From free personalized coaching to weekly wellness sessions, the support network is as boundless as the benefits themselves.
So, what exactly is the Ultimate Lifestyle Transformation, or ULT, as we fondly call it? It's a journey of self-discovery and renewal, a chance to bid adieu to inflammatory foods and dive into the nourishing hug of nature's bounty. And the best part? It's not a sprint; it's a marathon—a commitment to lasting change that transcends the confines of a mere "cleanse."
Curious about what to expect on this green-hued odyssey? Allow me to shed some light. The first 10 days are a gentle introduction to the wonders of Purium, from protein-packed pills to nutrient-rich shakes and easy-peasy real food dinners. Then you do a stricter 10 day detox in the middle and another 10 days of maintenance. Repeat for 2 months or forever, minus the detox part.
And fear not, for you won't walk this path alone. With expert guidance and unique support, your journey to wellness is as seamless as it is satisfying. We literally hold your hands and you can text me anytime, day or night and I will get back to you with the answers asap. Did I mention the free health coaching and live community zooms?
Here's the skinny:
It starts with a three way call with me and my health coach. We figure out what your goals are and help you choose what plan best suits your lifestyle. You learn what foods best support those goals and get a shopping list of the best nutrition for your body. You will be eliminating a bunch of trigger and inflammatory foods for the duration you’ve chosen.
The first 10 days will look something like this:
7 am Wake up and take 5 protein pills with a big glass of filtered or spring water. I like to have a cup of herbal or green tea with this. The Amino supplement will tide you over for at least 90 minutes. I promise you won't feel hungry for a few hours. These are amazing for anyone on the go. I will never run out of these even when I am not being strict with my diet because they are total game-changers
9 am make a Power shake and/or have a small breakfast like scrambled eggs w spinach or oatmeal. Take your digestion supplement.
Noon Have a little lunch and/or a smoothie.
Whenever Have a flex food snack.
6 pm Make a delicious dinner from our approved list of foods.
8 pm Have a smoothie for dessert if you wish. Yes, I make my Purium smoothies into "ice cream" a lot.
11 pm Have an Apothe Cherry mocktail and a cup of herbal tea before bed.
That’s it.
The next 10 days are harder, I won’t lie. I’ll tell you all about that in another post, but I promise if I can do it you can do it!
Perhaps you're wondering, is this another one of those dreaded MLM schemes? Rest assured, darling, Purium is as transparent as it is transformative. As a proud brand ambassador, I can attest to its integrity. No required sign-ups, no hidden agendas— and a 60 day money back guarantee. No questions asked. If it doesn't work for you or you don't like it they will refund your entire purchase. Yes, I get a kickback if you buy your superfoods from me, but it is similar to being an Amazon affiliate or whatever. Except I truly love and use these products for real. And you will love them too.
So, what are you waiting for? Step into the light and start feeling better one delicious smoothie at a time.
Until next time, Shine On, You Crazy Emerald.
With love and green light, Julia
*My dear friend Troy Casey turned me onto Purium over a decade ago and coined the term
”Liquid Sunshine” for their signature Power Shake.